Linked together from polish sausage, Brian “Smooze” Smusiak
“Beretta says shut up and make me a sandwich”
Name: Bryan Smusiak
Nickname: Smooz / Berretta
Well Hung Cup Member since: 2007 (Co-founding Father)
Well Hung Cup Championships Won: 4 Lunk Master Champions Won: 0
What you need to know: Smooz wants everyone to know he is one of the greatest champions this event has ever seen. Smooz’s alter ego Berretta came to life at the 2013 Well Hung Cup in Muskoka while driving the boat while his hair feathered in the wind. Berretta is also known for yelling at people for no reason what so ever and for going to bed at 5:00pm ever night of the cup!
Famous Quote: In the quiest voice known to man….Berretta says Psssst…..hey ……does anybody want to go fishing? BTW…..he is already on the boat pulling away from the dock!
